fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

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is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons
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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

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  • Someone at tafe (college):"what are you listening to?"
  • Me:"black sabbath"
  • Them:"arent you like 17?"
  • Me:
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  • #I'm 19 #black sabbath #ozzy osbourne
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If I ever have a daughter I swear her first or middle name will be Edith

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I demand

liittlefox:

bonerfart:

tiddiemeat420:

Australian memes

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Omg

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